Hrmph. Someone must be cursing me!
Had been sneezing all of a sudden, now and then, with no reason at all. It's been like this for more than a week or two. Definitely not because of the cold weather. Weird.
Even worse is definitely when you get a tinging feeling on your nose that a sneeze is coming and yet not able to sneeze it out! *urgh*
I look like an idiot holding my nose and trying to force the sneeze. Yish~
Stop cursing me! :P
It's that time of the year again!! The time of the year when lame jokes are legal.
I so definitely will always and forever remember the lil lame jokes we used to put on each other back in primary.
Even the simplest, "Oh my God! There's a lion behind you!!" will get one fella jumping like mad. Haha. And the joy we had. ^^ The naive kids.
The best practical jokes played on me by far has to be by one of my Standard Five teachers. She's the best, I'm telling you. Scare the heck outta us. =(
You see, we really like this teacher. She's fun and nice.
So imagine the big shock we had when she told us that one of us in the class actually went to the Headmistress office and made a pretty serious complaint on her. The complaint was fine, but the part in which she said she had to resign due to THE complaint was seriously not fine!!
Hrmph! Why did we even fall for it?!
Oh! Coming to MMU, I actually met this one fella who's the biggest lame joker on Earth. ^^ [Take it as a compliment, friend. And it is.]
Haha. Some must be wondering how it can be a compliment. Well, jokers make you laugh. =D Smile, at the very very least.
Aren't ya proud of yourself to make us laugh 9.5/10 times?
So, Happy Birthday Ang! You've proven yourself to be a true April Fool child. =D
And dropped, I did not. But I did burn a big hole in my wallet though.
Bread for the rest of the month~ Hahaha.
Wow. It's been so long since we last go out like this. It's madness. And today, madness it was. We were actually in [just] One Utama for more than 12 hours! o.O
Starting our journey somewhere past noon, we luckily avoided a car accident thanks to Soon Ming and his AVS system. Thank God Kel Mynn didn't fly straight forward to the front!
Haha. No worries people, Soon Ming is actually better than L in braking. *phew*
Still thanking God that we weren't in Juin Hau's car.
Been a long day. Done lotsa stuff.
Shopping [for food and clothes and stuffs], reptile visiting, arcading, movie, bowling and pool.
This is one 'historical' shopping adventure I ever had! Would you ever believe it that we went to visit some reptile exhibition thingy in 1U?!
Somehow we kinda got cheated by the cute [supposedly] smallest monkey in the world, Rainbow which actually kinda 'stole' my ice-cream. *sobz*
Well, it was adorable. So, RM5 was *poof*. 'Nuff said.
And even more historical is my performance during the bowling session. =.=
Goodness! I am too embarrassed to reveal to you my cuci longkang skill. I have never played so frigging badly before. Haha. Though, not to say I'm good. =p Blame it on the bowling ball! I mean, seriously.
[Catherine, don't ever scare me like that ever, ever again!]
Well, at least I got something for myself today after spending like a fortune. Haha. Man, I'm exaggerative.
But hell yeah, each of us spent almost RM100 each!
Where the money goes, I don't even know.
The boys ate nonstop, that I know. And the girls got something for themselves. How nice~ Hehe.
Ah...This is great. The day had been long and care-free [almost].
We should do this again sometime soon. When my wallet is healed.
Note to self: No BR tomorrow. *sobz*
What a long, long week again with long, long hours of classes.
[Yay for me, I'm attending classes again~]
Another yay for me, I screwed up two midterm papers too.
All in a week. Right after midterm break. *sighs*
Let's have a happy weekend~ *winks* Keep planning, Elaine! Keep thinking!
Message of the day:
It's after midnight already. ^^
To the twins, Rashad and Razin. Happy 21st birthday!!
Donkeey, you're finally 21~!!
And no, you're no man yet. It is not proven through your moustache or beard or even a 'manly' voice. =.=
Those attributes [if you're 'lucky'], you might even find it in a female too. *rofl*
Maybe soon lar har, soon that I'll regard you as a 'man'. Keep growing. Hehe. =p
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?It's probably dumb. But it's definitely something to get someone going at times, with just a simple laughter.
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what way does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
ATTORNEY: Now Doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty.
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me?
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh...I was gettin' laid.
ATTORNEY: She has three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honour, I think I need different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or female?
WITNESS: Guess.
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, ok? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30pm.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him.
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh...are you qualified to ask that question?
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
People used to say that if you eat alot of tau fu fah (soya bean curd), your skin will grow to be as what the texture of the tau fu fah is. Eventually.
Smooth and fair.
Was actually filling in the application form for the Orientation Committee recruitment when I was struck by this one question.
Now this is what I call a c-h-a-l-l-e-n-g-e. *sweatness*
I think from the title of the blog itself you should have a hint or two on what kinda question it is.
You know, I've avoided this question practically all my life. I mean, how could I be describing MYself?! In FIVE words?! What could the expected answer be?!
Even when I fail to avoid the question, my answers are normally, basically, most definitely more prone to the negative side. It ain't because I can't think of anything nice to say about myself [though maybe not alot]. I guess it's just more for the reason that I'm not confident enough to praise myself like that.
I'm vain, yes. But THAT vain?! Naw, I don't think I can be for real. For laugh, maybe.
So, how should I fill in that part?
I can only think of ONE. 'Perfectionist'.
Why? Simple, cause I can be a real annoyance at times wanting stuffs to be p-e-r-f-e-c-t. =p
See what I mean now? *sigh*
Lost in the dark [not literally], I actually asked Gan to describe me. Haha, I don't know why but I kinda thought he could give me answers without much explaining for me to do (?).
Well, even he could not give me 5. *sobs*
How now, brown cow?
Hantam je lar. *bluek*
At first, I was quite reluctant to pay RM10 to watch this movie in the cinema. I had preferred to watch something erm, action-filled or horror. Sad to say, I thought it was dumb to watch some local movies in the cinema.
[Based fully on past experiences.]
See the trail? The one that looks like a train track. Apparently, it was left by the momma turtle the night before when it goes on shore to lay its eggs.
These baby turtles hatched the night before. They are oh-so-adorable! Wish I can bring them home. ^^
On the way, we actually saw some rocks that resemble a crocodile's head and a turtle. Amazing~ It actually looks more real than the 'Dayang Bunting' Island in Langkawi.
Haha. I'm serious. Too bad the boat was speeding pretty fast, I can't get a good photo of it.
Monkey Beach seems to be just like any other beaches in Penang. Haha. What's so special about it? I don't know either. Haha, besides the fact that you need to take a boat there.
Sadly, the water there is not clean at all. *sighs* And you actually can see sampah everywhere. *double sigh*
So, why am I so excited to blog? Hehe. Well, it's for the fact that I jet-skiied for the first time! And it is so frigging fun, I can't wait for my next ride!
At first, I was really afraid. Not knowing how to maneuver it and etc. But it turned out to be really easy to handle and fun, fun, fun! I didn't even want to stop!
When the sea gets wavy, it really is so fun having the jet-ski bumping its way around, but it was a real headache when you go on high speed then. Even more, fearing that you would just bumped off your seat! Hehe. Nay, we're safe. ^^
We actually rode on the 'banana boat' as well. Quite disappointingly, we didn't exactly had a great fall. Instead of falling into the deep sea out there, we were actually dropped off near the shore where the ground is just waist-length away! =.= I mean, hello?!
I miss the ride we had in Langkawi. Haha, though it was quite painful. *bluek*
Right after the water sports, we were fed with BBQ food. All we had to do was to pay RM30, and they would prepare and BBQ the food for us.
But I still think it would be nicer if we barbecued the food ourselves.
Worst part of it all was that it seriously felt like you're eating in a dumpster. I'm serious! There are so frigging MANY flies all around!! Tee-ewww~!!
Apparently, the durian trees are flowering and hence the thousands of flies around in the island. *argh* Disgustment.
Well, overall, I still had great fun! Love jet-skiing!
I L-O-V-E P-E-N-A-N-G!! Haha~
The first place I visited when I am back in Penang is the clinic! Tejani Medical Centre. *sobs*
Is this how it's gonna be? *sighs*
My poor tummy was attacked again today. I don't even know why. Maybe it's the food I eat. But hey! At least I ate. Daym. Shouldn't have taken lunch (?).
... Guess not though.
Alright, I'm losing myself.
It's been so long since I last went to the doctor's. And almost everytime, I go for the same reason. Boredom.
What the heck is wrong with you, tummy? Would you KINDLY stop it already?!
I was cringing myself since afternoon, and I am still not able to stand up straight. Poor Elaine.
This is the first time I see this Doc. She was really nice. Makes me feel really comfortable talking to her. One of the reasons why I like this centre. ;)
First, I told her of my stomach problem. Then, the thingy on my waist. And lastly, about the stupig fall I had during my Langkawi trip before.
Haha. I was so embarassed. It was like as if I hadn't been to the doctor's for eons.
Well, actually yeah. But still!!! *blushes*
Thanks for not making me feel awkward asking you all that stupid questions on health problems, Doc. Haha.
But she told me one sad news. I will not be allowed to eat hot and spicy food that often anymore. Only occasionally. Sadd~~ =(
Anyway, got my medicine now. I'd better get well by tomorrow. Can't wait to join my Sis to the Monkey Beach. In Teluk Bahang, it seems. Never heard of it before, so I seriously can't wait to check it out tomorrow!
I'll be good, Doc. I promise. *grins like a nerd*
